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Kon-El / Superboy ([personal profile] konman) wrote in [community profile] wilderlands2018-04-14 03:53 pm

CROSSROADS ※ 1: DISCUSSION POST [mod event] [video] [open]

Okay, so those bird dudes weren't lying about the different paths. I found the crossroads they're talking about.

[Kon really shouldn't be tromping around alone like this so much but he's used to being nigh on invincible. It's going to take a while for him to get used to the idea that he's not.]

[The road was all overgrown but there is a road through the woods - and it leads here, to a place where the line of the forest breaks into wide fields of golden grasses. Kon sets up his mirror to expand to its largest side and leaves it to float. There's a crossroads here with a battered wooden sign. The wood is so faded and weathered that words can no longer be read on it.]

[The path splits off into three paths. Down the left-most path, the unlabeled path leads down a dark and dreary road towards some hills. One hill can be seen all the way in the distance, standing out above the others. Rising a thousand feet above the rest of the land around it, it's covered in battered ruins that offer at least some shelter from the elements and cover from potential enemies.]

[Down the center path, the path clearly leads to a sinister-looking wild forest, a dark and dreary wood that seems filled with endless shadows. The path disappears into the woods and the tangled branches make it impossible to see into the forest's depths, especially at this distance.]

[Down the right-most path, there's candy. No joke. Dirt and normal plants start to give way to cobblestones made of hard candy and sugar-spun delicate trees. Gummdrops line the side of the road. The other two paths are grim, with even the hilly path dim from cloudy skies, but this path seems to have clear skies and constant sun.]

[Kon stands in front of the mirror, so that the paths are behind him.]

So our choices are: the Land of the Hill Trolls, Mirkwood, and Candyland.

[He narrows his eyes.]

I don't trust Candyland. [He gestures vaguely at it.] The other two roads have the good graces to be creepy from the get-go, but that looks deceptively nice. It's trying way too hard to be cheerful and sunshine-ey.

[ooc: See the OOC Post here.]
followingdawn: a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends? ([por] i finally watched harry potter)

[personal profile] followingdawn 2018-04-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so I get that you guys do the weird names thing but...

Please tell me someone doesn't seriously call himself Rainbow Raider.
fiteclub: (40)

[personal profile] fiteclub 2018-04-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's not even the most ridiculous looking one on that whole list. I've seen photos.
followingdawn: about last night to wish i didn't remember anything. ([por] i remember just enough)

[personal profile] followingdawn 2018-04-18 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what that is but I'll take your word for it.
fiteclub: (42)

[personal profile] fiteclub 2018-04-18 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Photos? They're like paintings or drawings, just in full color and a lot faster to take.
followingdawn: to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito. ([por] i just called corporate taco bell)

[personal profile] followingdawn 2018-04-18 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay.

You explain things a lot more sensibly than Robbie.

[ he's taking his dumb "I don't know how to modern world" inquiries to her now. ]
balladin: (13)

[personal profile] balladin 2018-04-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ This mirror is open to everyone. ]

Fine, get Anita to explain toilets and toilet paper to you next time.
followingdawn: puke and rally ([por] when life gives you lemons)

[personal profile] followingdawn 2018-04-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
It'll probably be a lot more straightforward coming from her!

[ Why couldn't you just say "like a chamberpot" and be done with it. Why are you you, Robbie. ]
balladin: (32)

[personal profile] balladin 2018-04-19 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Some of us were raised to not directly discuss bodily functions in public.

[ He straightens the collar of his hoodie in the mirror. ]

I am above toilet humor.
followingdawn: how angry are you? ([por] on a scale of one to chris brown)

[personal profile] followingdawn 2018-04-19 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's not about poop jokes if it's a legitimate question.

[ :| ]
balladin: (Default)

[personal profile] balladin 2018-04-20 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I can answer a load of legitimate questions without poop jokes. Just - not the ones about bathroom. It's a condition.
fiteclub: (Some of them men think)

[personal profile] fiteclub 2018-04-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Teasing:] Don't feel up to the task?

Thank you, Sothe, though I'm sure Robbie does his best.
balladin: (30)

[personal profile] balladin 2018-04-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now. I am up to my neck in smart-mouth, pseudo-sibling friends slash teammates.

Of course, you can be one too.
fiteclub: (27)

[personal profile] fiteclub 2018-04-21 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you're in high demand. I'm in.

[She grins.]
balladin: (36)

[personal profile] balladin 2018-05-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Robbie smartens up his man-bun. ]

Obviously, I'm just that fly.
fiteclub: (Make your check come at they neck)

[personal profile] fiteclub 2018-05-04 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Snrk.]

Let's just agree it has to do with your attitude.
balladin: (Default)

[personal profile] balladin 2018-05-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm taking that as agreement all right.