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wilderlands2018-05-14 04:48 pm
likeits1999) wrote in wilderlands2018-05-14 04:48 pm
Problem Child
...So, uh. Got some things I should probably tell you guys.
[ Kevin seems a little nervous, he has trouble doing "eye contact" with the mirror. ]
I guess like... first of all, I'm Kevin? I'm from New York? I skate? I've met some of you but not everybody so...
[ He shrugs. ]
You ever known somebody who... uh, has a personal problem? But it turns out that if you know 'em and are around 'em all the time it kinda winds up to be their crap ends up being everybody's shit to deal with?
It's kinda like that.
[ Everything about trying to explain this is awful. Everything. ]
The thing with me is... well..
I'm... kind of a vampire?
[ There. He said it. Getting that part out helps him square up and face it a little better, his gaze steadies straight on the mirror. ]
Actually, not "kind of" at all. I'm definitely a vampire. I drink people's blood. I have to. Been doing this shit a good while, too. The Green's got my back with the whole sunlight deal, but I still ain't exactly keeping down regular grindage if you know what I'm saying.
[ Kevin winces a little. He tried. ]
So... here's the deal: I need to drink blood sometimes. Otherwise I get hungry, and when I get hungry I stop... being able to be a person so good? It's bad. Trust me.
[ Please, please trust the self-described vampire. ]
It's not a lot all the time, I can go a bit if I'm full up, and I can stretch it on animals and junk like that, but it's... yeah, dog.
[ He makes his lungs pull in air and breathe it back out in a long hwoo. ]
The other thing is it's probably... if I'm gonna be real with allay'all, I don't want to put my teeth in you? I mean, I got 'em.
[ He takes a second to drop fangs and show the mirror before pulling them back in, which probably does a whole lot of good for his image with the team. ]
It does stuff to people, though? And I don't want to be like that if we're gonna be doing this Lord of the Rings shit together, alright? If we're gonna be real, I'm gonna be real.
[ Kevin's shoulders sink a little as this sudden surge of confidence falters. ]
I don't know what I'm supposed to do about this, but I'm not lying about it and I'm not gonna sneak around. And I mean.... if y'all wanna run me off into the woods, cool, but I'm gonna end up stuck comin' back like any of the rest of us.
If I could just go find someplace else to be, I mean...
[ He smiles weakly. ]
You wouldn't be hearing this.
[ Kevin seems a little nervous, he has trouble doing "eye contact" with the mirror. ]
I guess like... first of all, I'm Kevin? I'm from New York? I skate? I've met some of you but not everybody so...
[ He shrugs. ]
You ever known somebody who... uh, has a personal problem? But it turns out that if you know 'em and are around 'em all the time it kinda winds up to be their crap ends up being everybody's shit to deal with?
It's kinda like that.
[ Everything about trying to explain this is awful. Everything. ]
The thing with me is... well..
I'm... kind of a vampire?
[ There. He said it. Getting that part out helps him square up and face it a little better, his gaze steadies straight on the mirror. ]
Actually, not "kind of" at all. I'm definitely a vampire. I drink people's blood. I have to. Been doing this shit a good while, too. The Green's got my back with the whole sunlight deal, but I still ain't exactly keeping down regular grindage if you know what I'm saying.
[ Kevin winces a little. He tried. ]
So... here's the deal: I need to drink blood sometimes. Otherwise I get hungry, and when I get hungry I stop... being able to be a person so good? It's bad. Trust me.
[ Please, please trust the self-described vampire. ]
It's not a lot all the time, I can go a bit if I'm full up, and I can stretch it on animals and junk like that, but it's... yeah, dog.
[ He makes his lungs pull in air and breathe it back out in a long hwoo. ]
The other thing is it's probably... if I'm gonna be real with allay'all, I don't want to put my teeth in you? I mean, I got 'em.
[ He takes a second to drop fangs and show the mirror before pulling them back in, which probably does a whole lot of good for his image with the team. ]
It does stuff to people, though? And I don't want to be like that if we're gonna be doing this Lord of the Rings shit together, alright? If we're gonna be real, I'm gonna be real.
[ Kevin's shoulders sink a little as this sudden surge of confidence falters. ]
I don't know what I'm supposed to do about this, but I'm not lying about it and I'm not gonna sneak around. And I mean.... if y'all wanna run me off into the woods, cool, but I'm gonna end up stuck comin' back like any of the rest of us.
If I could just go find someplace else to be, I mean...
[ He smiles weakly. ]
You wouldn't be hearing this.
no subject
[ That’s the only kind of explanation Kevin expects, or even needs. He’s absolutely grateful for what people have already said they’re willing to do. ]
I’m gonna take your word for it because for real, you look way more ready for this shit than I am.
[ This dude looks like something out of Lord of the Rings. Kevin looks more like he just snuck into the theater to watch. (Which he did, like five times, but that’s beside the point.) ]