Man, Shark Week's great. [Dixon gives a wistful whistle, because honestly, of course he loves vegging out in front of the TV watching sharks swim around. He and his parents made popcorn for the event back when they had cable. It was a whole thing.

But he's getting sidetracked.]

I probably would, but I'd want to eat and sleep too, and you look like you ain't done that in a while. Maybe it's like a watched pot. Won't boil if you're busy looking at it the whole time.