Somehow, that's less cool than having tooth-offs over turf. Sharks! Jets! Nesferatu! You'd have to replace the ballet with a tango though - lots of good teeth-baring with the roses.

[ Robbie mimes clenching his teeth around the stem of a rose. ]

Tangoing vampires seems a little cliche though. Speaking of cliches, is there anything we should avoid to make you less likely to get the munchies? I left my lacey white nightie at home, so I'm safe there.