[ Robbie sobers up fast when he realizes Dixon's serious. ]

How about lots of reasons? I don’t think we should bring our universe’s shitty baggage – which is basically duct taped Piggly Wiggly bags - to a multiversal group. What difference does it make to your personal happiness what someone does in private, if everybody's having a good time and nobody's getting hurt? How about it’s kind of skeevy to be using sex as an insult? Or did you know fellatio is common in both gay and straight couples, so unless you’re the definition of straight-laced or only date plants, you just “insulted” your own partners?