Yeah. It's... I guess you don't got vampires?

[ He supposes that makes sense. He's never heard of a purple person, why would a purple person know about vampires? ]

Alright, so it's like this.

Vampires all used to be people? Well. Normal people. Then another vampire turned them into a vampire. Which means-

[ Kevin counts off fingers. ]

One: You're dead.

Two: You gotta drink blood, otherwise you get hungry and it gets real nasty.

Three: The sun will light you on fire. I'm alright though here, I guess, cause magic?

Four: You live forever. Or unlive? [ He hesitates, then forges ahead. ] Yeah, it's definitely unliving.

There's some other crap that goes with it and all, but... yeah. That's the big parts.