[Trance isn't dumb, but she obviously hasn't managed to figure out these mirror things yet because the view from hers is shifting all over the place, like she's fidgeting with it mid-call. Because she totally is.]

Hi, Kevin! I'm Trance! [She's perky like he hasn't just poured his soul out to a bunch of strangers. It's a talent.] I've never met a vampire before, at least I don't think I have. I don't know why anyone would want to run you off anywhere, though. It's a lot better to walk places when you're stuck out in the wilderness like this.

[She shakes her head, obviously confused about why people think running through the woods for no reason is a good idea.]