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[wickerman]

[It's taken some doing, but Cu managed to figure out the strange object that got in his pocket somehow. He walks as he talks, aimlessly wandering. His hood is up, obscuring most of his face.]

Look, I don't know how I got here or even where I am. There's a bunch of elves giving me the stink eye, though. Can someone tell me what's going on, if anyone's even out there? Is this another Grail War? [The fact he hasn't gotten into a fight yet is a small miracle. Normally, he's the type to fight first and ask questions later, but it seems prudent for now to remain neutral.]

...Can't catch a break anywhere, can I?